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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- vin diesel. from "american housewife," katy mixon. los angeles chargers philip rivers and joey bosa. plus music from migos. and now, like i told you before -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. welcome. hi, everybody. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome, welcome. a little inside information here. typically we have a warmup guy
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named don who's here and gets the audience going and warmed up and all that kind of stuff. but don's in the hospital tonight. yeah. and so dicky and guillermo filled in. how did they do? [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: yeah, we did great! >> jimmy: you did all right? >> dicky: this is going to kill don. i hope don's not watching, jimmy. thank you, we were mediocre. >> jimmy: i think i speak on behalf of the audience and the staff when we say we are praying for don's return. thank you for coming in, gentlemen. by the way, quick note note. to those of you who still have your christmas lights up? take those down. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] it's time. i know there are companies that will take your christmas lights down. there should also be companies that take your neighbors' christmas lights down. it's enough. you should give people
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then we will unleash an army of 11-year-olds with bb guns to shoot those lights out. [ cheers and applause ] maybe that's one of the issues president trump will tackle in his first 100 days. on friday, donald jemima trump -- [ laughter ] that's his middle name -- will officially become the president of the united states. they've had a lot of difficulty trying to get big-name performers to sing at the inauguration. turns out it was easier to book "celebrity apprentice" than this party. trump has been snubbed by a bruce springsteen cover band. not bruce springsteen himself. the b street band is the name of the band. i wonder why they thought it was a good idea to book a bruce springsteen cover band in the first place? i went on their website, they have a gig friday night playing a prom after
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township, new jersey. not even playing the prom itself, they're playing the prom after party. and even they won't play at the inauguration for president. it's all very sad. paul anka and jennifer holladay backed out. so far the only celebrity who hasn't backed out of the inauguration is donald trump himself. it will be fun. thump-enthusiasts from all over the country are headed t the festivities. including a group of supporters from right here in los angeles. >> we're there, we're there! >> this is what you call letting your hair down. all four of those folks excited about going to donald trump's swearing-in and inauguration ball. and are they ever ready to rock the house, because their guy will be in the white house. >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ] [ applause ] why not have them perform at the inauguration? by the way, those are the people you've been fighting with on facebook.
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this is good. on friday trump stopped down in the lobby at trump tower to chat with reporters. he does it from time to time. one of the reporters asked about his cabinet picks. some of the cabinet picks have been expressing different views from his in their confirmation interviews. i have to say i like the answer he gave. >> we want them to be themselves and i told them, be yourselves and say what you want to say. don't worry about me. and i'm going to do the right thing. whatever it is. i may be right. and they may be right. but i said, be yourselves. wouldn't you say? let them do it. i could have said, do this, i don't want that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it gets funnier every day. steve harvey's like, i don't even know what the hell i'm doing here. i hope he's there to get the trumps on "family feud" because that would be -- imagine he faces off in the final round against like kellie pickler or something?
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the allegations about trump and the hookers and the hotel room in russia. vladimir putin has finally weighed in on that subject. for real. this is not a joke, this is not a bit. this is from fox news today, this is real translation of what vladimir putin had to say about it. >> translator: first of all, he's a grown-up man. secondly, he's a person who has dealt with organizing beauty pageants. not all his life but for many years. and has communicated with the world's most beautiful women. you know, i can hardly imagine that he immediately headed off to the hotel to meet with our girls on reduced social responsibility. although they are also the best in the world, obviously. >> jimmy: yeah, obviously. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i just want to get this straight. i'm not sure -- did he just brag that russian hookers are the best hookers in the world? as great as our prostitutes are, and they are number one, donald trump doesn't need those prostitutes because he's been with the world's
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women in the beauty pageant. i can see why these guys get along, i really can. i can see them moving in together eventually. so that's a fun little bromance. congratulations are in order for charlie rose and the gang at "cbs this morning" who unwittingly provided us today with a truly stellar edition of "the segue of the day." >> you're smiling awful hard. >> giggling. >> very giggly and giddy today. >> yes, yes, that's right. >> what are we missing, charlie? >> i don't know, it's just -- giddy. >> it says charlie in the prompter. >> okay, now. >> i'm charlie rose with gayle king and miss nora donal. and six people are dead after a dangerous ice storm. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm sure that's how they would want to be remembered. this is great. senator john mccain was on "morning joe" today and he's going to be an interesting character to watch the nex
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months. as time goes by he appears to be giving less of what they call a crap. >> joining us now from capitol hill, chairman of the senate armed services committee, republican senator john mccain of arizona. very good to have you on the show this morning, sir. >> thank you. i'm freezing my ass off. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he'd do good weather for us. i'd like to wish happy birthday to our first lady michelle obama, who mrs. obama turned 53 today. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know, i don't know how they celebrated but i hope it was by lighting the white house vegetable garden on fire and eating -- digging into a fudgy the whale cake while she watched it burn. president obama tweeted a message to his wife today. he wrote, to the girl from the south side who took on a role she didn't ask for, made it her open, happy birthday, michelle, i love you, which is very sweet. dona
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the highly overrated birthday girl michelle obama is a disaster, sad. you know, it's obviously fake but it does take a second to figure out that it is. it's not entirely out of the question for him to tweet that. [ laughter ] as you know republicans in congress have been hard at working looking to repeal and replace obamacare right now. people have very strong opinions about the president's health care plan. back in i think 2013, we conducted an experiment here on the show. went on the street and asked people which was better, obamacare or the affordable care act? which as anyone who knows anything about this subject at all knows obamacare is just a nickname for the affordable care act. they're the same thing. so with all the attention being paid to the subject lately we decided to ask this question again to see if americans have learned anything over the last three years. and well, let's see if we have. >> we're talking to people about health care today. >> okay. >>o
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the affordable care act? >> affordable care act. >> why is that? >> well, i mean -- i'm not the biggest fan of obama. so i don't support him in the obama things that he's got going on. i'm actually really excited for president-elect donald trump. >> right. so you don't like anything obama does, and you prefer the affordable care act? >> absolutely. >> do you support obamacare? or the affordable care act? >> i support obamacare. >> so if you were a senator and you could vote today you would vote to keep obamacare instead of the affordable care act? >> yes. >> do you support obamacare or the affordable care act? >> i guess the affordable care act. affordable care act. >> why do you prefer the affordable care act over obamacare? >> i'm not really sure. my girlfriend supports trump. so i go with whatever she goes, whatever she says. >> what is the main difference between obamacare and the affordable care act? >> one is the -- you pay and then the other one is obama pays. pays for
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>> obama pays the difference? >> the difference. >> what makes obamacare better than the affordable care act? >> it's more affordable for the less fortunate, i'd say. >> obamacare is more affordable than the affordable care act? >> i'd say it is. >> i believe that obamacare, the premiums are too much, too high. so people end up paying more. so i believe in the affordable care act. >> so the affordable care act is more affordable than obamacare? >> right, correct. which is obvious based on the name. >> in the name, right. why do you like the affordable care act more than obamacare? >> because i don't like obama. >> but you like the affordable care act? >> yeah. >> what if i told you obamacare and the affordable care act are the same thing? we're talking about health care with people out here today. do you support obamacare or the affordable care act? >> you know, i'm kind of like --
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can you repeat the question? >> sure, yeah. with health care, do you support obamacare or the affordable care act? when it comes to health care? >> i guess -- i mean, obama's pretty tight so i guess i'd probably go with that. >> sure, sure. how stoned are you right now? >> pretty stoned. [ laughter ] >> do you know what your current health care insurance map is? >> i don't know, man. i don't think i have health insurance. >> not at all? >> no, i think my mom took me on her health insurance, shout-out to moms. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sure she's very proud. we have to take a break. when we come back, i have some thoughts about last night's episode of "the bachelor." and the new los angeles chargers are here to pledge allegiance to l.a., so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ enjoy your phone! you too.
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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. vin dice sell, katie mixon is on the way. first, today we marked a major milestone in the history of social media today. we said good-bye to vine. remember vine? a site with very short videos, a maximum of six seconds long? for me it was the perfect place to post my homemade sex tapes. [ laughter ] like my magic number. it was a big deal for a while. then i guess people stopped using it. maybe we got to the point we can't sit through six full seconds anymore. for a lot of people vine was a big part of life. and it's gone now. so to pay tribute to this short-lived, short-form video app, we put together a montage. please direct your attention to the screen as we remember vine.
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♪ i will remember >> jimmy: and that's that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sadly we never did find out if that kid got those spoons off his eyes. vine is gone. thankfully we still have "the bachelor." "the bachelor" has been here for, i don't know, 14 years, well after we die it will be around. last night was the third episode of the season. and the standout so far this season is a woman named corinne. she's 24. she lives with her parents which is fine. but what sets corinne apart from other contestants in "bachelor" history is she has a nanny. she as 24-year-old woman with a nanny named raquel back home. and last night she finally shared this tidbit with the rest of the group. >> my nanny will handle a baby. i can't handle myself. i need to get raquel ready for that. >> what?
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>> nanny? >> yeah. >> you have a nanny? >> i do. >> do you have kids? >> no. >> why do you have a nanny? >> i'm a kid. >> you're a kid? >> how old are you? 24? >> yeah. >> you have a nanny? >> raquel keeps my life together. she makes sure that my bed is made every morning. makes my cucumber and my like vegetable slices for lunch. she makes me lemon salad. she knows exactly how much oil, lemon, garlic salt i like. i makes her happy, i'm not going to sap a woman's happiness. >> jimmy: isn't that sweet. you don't want to sap a woman's happiness. [ cheers and applause ] i'd like to imagine raquel at home watching that and spitting in her cucumber and lemon salad. in more masculine news, the chargers are moving -- have moved to los angeles. paperwork's been filed. the plan is happening.
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chargers cannot leave san diego until the players have been officially sworn in. with that said i'd like you to please welcome from the new l.a. chargers, quarterback philip rivers and rookie of the year joey bosa. gentlemen, welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, wow. it's great to have you here. and be honest with me. you don't have to -- are you happy? are you excited about moving to l.a.? >> i'm warming up to it a little bit. >> jimmy: you are? >> 13 years in san diego. >> jimmy: you make a home there, san diego's real nice, now you have to come here and everybody's weird. [ laughter ] >> you just have one year. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> plenty of weird people in miami. >> jimmy: rookie of the year. miami's weird too, yeah. congratulations on that. that's a big deal, right? [ cheers and applause ] are you proud of him? >> oh, yeah, big-time. >> jimmy: i at least feel like i'm 1
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like you. so anyway. what we have to do is swear you in. are you ready to participate in this? guillermo, bring it in. here we go. this is los angeles. and you will be representing us. i'd like to ask you to please -- >> these aren't yours? >> jimmy: they're not mine. place your hand on this pair of yoga pants. one hand. raise your other hand and repeat after me. i, state your name and number. >> i, philip rivers. >> i, joey bosa. >> jimmy: do solemnly swear -- >> do solemnly swear -- >> jimmy: to play football in the great city of los angeles. >> to play football in the great city of los angeles. >> jimmy: to try to be better than the rams which shouldn't be that hard -- [ cheers and applause ] >> to try to be better than the rams. i'll let him say it shouldn't be that hard. >> jimmy: i will embody the spirit of l.a. >> i will embody the spirit of l.a. >> jimmy: by adding avoca
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>> avocado to everything. >> not a fan, sorry. >> jimmy: i will instagram my soul cycle classes. >> i don't have instagram. >> jimmy: boy, you guys are not going to fit in at all. [ laughter ] i will learn to pronounce quinoa. >> quinoa, think i got that. >> jimmy: i will pay $7 for juice every day. i will rescue a chihuahua and carry it around. >> i'll do that one. >> jimmy: i will take selfies while driving. i will never eat gluten. >> i will never eat gluten. >> jimmy: i will get implants in my butt and injections in my face. [ cheers and applause ] >> i think you're going a little too far here. >> jimmy: finally, most importantly, i will do everything in my power to marry and eventually divorce a kardashian. [ cheers and applause ] >> he can have that one. >> jimmy: well, in any event, by the power vested in me by jaden and willow smith, i now pronounce you los angeles chargers. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: philip rivers and joey bosa. a good show tonight, music from migos, katy mixon is here, be right back with vin diesel!
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>> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. tonight, from "american housewife," which you can see tuesday nights on abc, katy mixon is here. and then this is their forthcoming album, it's culled "culture," music from migos. tomorrow night, from "real time," bill maher. from "the goldbergs," wendi mcclendon-covey. music from afi. and later this week, anthony anderson, priyanka chopra, ruby rose, with music from maren morris and travis scott. so please join us for that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a worldwide box office behemoth with a voice like sandpaper and a head as smooth as a newborn baby's chin. his new movie "xxx: return of xander cage" opens friday. please welcome vin diesel.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hey, guys. >> jimmy: is this for me? >> well, first of all -- before i give this to you, so i'm on my way to the show. and i say to my son, what do i give jimmy? because in my house we have thousands of jimmy sweatshirts, hats, t-shirts. >> jimmy: oh, right. >> everyone in my house is wearing jimmy kimmel sweatshirts all the time. and so my son vincent says, bring him a present. i said, you're right. and you're not allowed to open it now because i was in china. and they said, it's rude to open up a present in front of the person that gives you the present. >> jimmy: is it really?
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>> if you put this away somewhere -- >> jimmy: when can i -- when you get out of the building? >> till i'm gone. then we're not breaking traditions. >> jimmy: it's a mystery present. >> it's for you because i care about you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, i appreciate it, very nice. by the way, i do want to point out -- >> what? >> jimmy: you have your own xxx wrapping paper? [ laughter ] >> it's in the details. >> jimmy: amazing. >> it's in the details. you know that, it's all in the details. that is for you. >> jimmy: that's really nice. i will be very chinese and i will weight wait to open it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you. i was just -- we had a couple of los angeles chargers, not san diego chargers anymore. and i felt emasculated standing next to them. and here i am emasculated again. >> oh, come on, no way. >> jimmy: did you meet those guys? >> yes. >> jimmy: do you follow the nfl? >> yeah, i was like, congratulations, thanks for coming to l.a. >> jimmy: that's the level of enthusiasm we've bee s
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>> that's what we're looking for. i go charger, charger, dodge, charger. you know, i think of a charger. >> jimmy: the "fast and furious" movies, that's right. >> do you know my daughter, who's only 22 months old, she has a favorite car already? >> jimmy: how that is possible? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: what is her favorite car? >> i think it runs in the jeans. >> jimmy: what is her favorite car? >> a dodge daytona. '69 dodge daytona. >> jimmy: how did she indicate that to you? >> she fights for it whenever the kids are playing with cars. >> jimmy: i see. >> and i go, where's your favorite car? she goes to the dodge daytona. >> jimmy: what color? >> it's a burgundy, a red burgundy, like the one in "fast 6." >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> girls like purple. >> jimmy: girls love purple. why do girls love purple? >> i would love to know. my daughter's two favorite colors, she's 2 1/2, are purple and
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purple. >> jimmy: maybe that's what it is. >> purple. it's something about purple. >> jimmy: is there something wrong with a kid whose favorite color is brown? >> maybe. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> maybe. maybe. >> jimmy: the last time you were here, we were talking about mark zuckerberg who is the guy that is -- the guy runs facebook, founded the company. he is a huge fan of the xxx movies. he insisted that you do another one. >> can you believe that? >> jimmy: it is kind of mind-boggling. >> it is mind-boggling. >> jimmy: you did do another one. did that have anything to do with it? >> this is crazy, right? so i was sitting in this chair. and i'm talking and my good friend jimmy -- i'm telling him this story about mark zuckerberg liking xxx and wanting me to make it. and now i'm sitting in this chair and i have xxx coming out this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] miracle.
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some kind of good luck mojo that jimmy kimmel has? >> jimmy: yes. >> how did he make it happen? who did he call? >> jimmy: i called mark zuckerberg. [ laughter ] when mark zuckerberg tells you he likes something, do you think it's like a facebook like? or really like? like he knows the movie? >> i went up and presented an award at the breakthrough prize award. and i -- i was talking to him about the movie and i mentioned the line and he said, "no, that's not the line." and he corrected me. on a line that i say in the movie. >> jimmy: wow. so that is -- so he really is serious. >> i was so embarrassed. i was like, how is he correcting me? on a xander gage line? >> jimmy: did you invite him to the premiere? >> i did. >> jimmy: is he coming? >> we shall see. >> jimmy: wow, that's something else. >> mark? >> want to see a photo --
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on the screen. there's morgan freeman. and he's poking you. >> yeah, he is poking me. >> jimmy: in a way that seems like maybe he's mad. >> looks a little serious. >> jimmy: what's happening in this photograph? >> i'll tell you exactly what's happening. i'm walking with mark zuckerberg, we just got offstage, we had a blast, we presented the award, everything went perfect. >> jimmy: notice his finger's in my mouth. >> ha ha! guys! guys! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now it's in my ear. >> come on! jimmy! >> jimmy: sorry. >> we're going to tell you this story. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> oh my good. i mean -- i've got to tell you the story. guillermo? what are you up to over there? >> guillermo: hi, good, welcome back. >> what did i do, steal something? look at you. >> guillermo: come on tell the story. >> i'll get you in a second. walking behind the stage,
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all of a sudden this, i look, it's morgan freeman who's always been one of my -- i loved morgan freeman since "electric company." >> jimmy: yep, me too, easy reader. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is a big deal. he's always been one of my favorite actors. and he says he -- he looks at me. "you stopped me over 20 years ago, and you went in your car and got a vhs tape of a film called multi -- and i finished the story for him because i remembered it. >> jimmy: that really happened? >> that really happened. i would ride around l.a. with vhs copies of my short film "multi facial." i saw him on the street and i somehow thought it could be my big break. and i gave him a copy of the short film i did. and he remembered it. and i'm in the backstage and telling me this whole story, it was so surreal. >> jimmy: did he watch the movie? >> of course he watched the movie! >> jimmy: then made no effort to co
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do! >> jimmy: what do you mean? he's almost god, he's morgan freeman. [ laughter ] >> he is god! >> jimmy: vin diesel is here, be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ in a world that needs a hero, justice is spelled b-o-x. say hello to a powerful tool that gives you options to fit your budget. ♪ oh, i'm tied to this chair! ♪ dun-dun-daaaa! i don't know that an insurance-themed comic book is what we're looking for. did i mention he can save people nearly $600? you haven't even heard my catchphrase. i'm all done with this guy. box him up. that's terrible. ♪
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what you doing? ♪ ♪ >> xander! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: vin diesel, "xxx: return of xander cable." i have to say. i saw that earlier today. that is the single greatest clip we've ever shown on this show. >> it's too cool. too cool. >> jimmy: is it really
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to ski without snow? >> yes. it really is. part of the fun of making this movie is you go through thousands and thousands of clips of extreme sports. sandy bowville who did like a 1,000-foot jump and we built a 2,000-foot ramp and he jumped so high that we had to send a search war rapt to find him. >> jimmy: what? >> i swear to god. a search warrant to find him because he jumped so far. >> jimmy: did you ever find him? >> we did. [ laughter ] no broken bones. but his eyes were like, what did i do? >> jimmy: was he pretending to be you? >> he was pretending to be xander, yes. >> jimmy: pretending to be xander. >> everyone wants to pretend to be xander. i tell you something funny about that clip. we were editing. denzel washington was editing two rooms down in the same building. >> jimmy: was he doing "fences"?
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>> jimmy: they're really like the same movie in a way. [ laughter ] >> they're very similar. this is what's so crazy. we're there, we're getting coffee. oh my god! yeah, i'm doing "fences" down here. oh my god, we're doing "xxx" over here. come on in, check out "fences." we come into "fences." i'm watching this great film -- i know she's going to win every award. this really intense oscar thing. then he was like, let me check out what you're doing. [ laughter ] so he just kind of walks into my thing. sits down in my room. and he starts watching this movie. oh god! how the -- oh my god! did you -- did you do that? oh my god! oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think that means you win. >> he lost his mind. he lost his mind. i thought i was at
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in new york. and 42nd street, when you saw a movie that was really good, all you would hear is stomping. he was stomping. just like, oh my god! >> jimmy: that's as good a compliment as you can get. >> it doesn't get better than that. >> jimmy: i have a gift for you as well. this is something, we didn't wrap it. bring it out, guillermo. i figure there's a lot of fan art about you. >> okay, let me see -- >> jimmy: people make drawings of you. >> oh, i love that. >> jimmy: people do paintings and sculptures of you. >> what the -- >> jimmy: some better than others. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> this is amazing. is it edible? >> jimmy: it is absolutely edible. it is made out of gummy bears. a gummy vin diesel. now i don't know if you -- [ laughter ] i don't know if you let your kids eat candy. but if they want to eat their dad's head this is a great way to do it. >> my son is going to be l
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see, dad? i told you to bring a gift. >> jimmy: i have a message for your son if he's watching. i'll give you 500 bucks if you eat this whole thing. [ cheers and applause ] "xxx: return of xander cage" opens in theaters friday. we'll be right back with katy mixon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ today's the day! oh look! creepy gloves for my feet. see when i was a kid there was a handle. and a face. this is nice. and does it come in a california king? getting roid rage. hemorrhoid. these are the worst, right? i'm gonna buy them. boom. i'll take them. impulse buy. ommmmmmmmmmm. with the blue cash everyday card from american express you get cash back on purchases. it's all happening. with no annual fee. here we go! it's more than cash back. it's backed by the service and security of american express. when you're close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment?
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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, music from migos. you know our next guest from "eastbound and down" and "mike & molly." she plays katie otto on "american housewife." watch it tuesdays at 8:30 here on abc. please welcome katy mixon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: first of all, i have to say congratulations. i know you're having a baby. >> i'm having a baby. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: congratulations. are you feeling all right? >> jimmy, i'm feeling real good. >> jimmy: you are, good, good. >> i'm 5 1/2 months. >> jimmy: 5 1/2 months. >> and i haven't had any morning sickness. >> jimmy: that's great. now you're in the clear now, right? >> i'm in the clear. >> jimmy: you don't get morning sickness later on. >> i don't think you do. >> jimmy: have you been shooting the show while you're pregnant? >> since the beginning. >> jimmy: you've been pregnant -- >> it's all i've ever known. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did that have anything to do with the show? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. >> i mean no. >> jimmy: oh. >> creators told me in new york, you know what, you and your fiance can totally have a baby if you want to. so we did. laugh live. >> jimmy: that's nice of her. >> i know, i thank her for it. >> jimmy: i want to mention your fiance. first of all, i'm impressed by the fact that he is an olympic javelin thrower. [ cheers and applause ] what years did h c
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olympics? >> four, he did four olympics. he's been doing it like 17 years. he's retired now. but he did it for 17 years. >> jimmy: that is -- i've never met a javelin thrower. >> me neither. >> jimmy: when did you meet a javelin thrower? >> i met him in los angeles through my trainer at the time four years ago. >> jimmy: oh, okay. the other thing that's impressive about your husband is that his name is bro. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's his actual name. >> that's his actual name. >> jimmy: breaux. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what was going on with his parents? >> love at first sight. it was love at first sight. >> jimmy: when people say, what's up, bro? he turns his head. >> yeah. he's like, yeah? yeah he's just heaven. >> jimmy: do you know if you're having a boy or a girl? >> i'm having a boy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is there talk of a breaux jr.? >> we talked about that, it might happen, it might not. we're between five names right now. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i
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narrowing them down, i am good at coming up with whatever insults the mean kids will attach to those names. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: is there one you want to run by me or do you want to keep them secret? >> i might want to keep them secret but i will come back to you on that. >> jimmy: feel free to contact me personally, it's really my gift. [ laughter ] >> done. i appreciate it. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> i'm originally from pensacola, florida. >> jimmy: pensacola, florida. >> my family's from -- all from louisiana. >> jimmy: okay. >> yes. so breaux's from monroe, louisiana. >> jimmy: the kid's going to have an accent. >> he might. >> jimmy: what's the original title of the show? >> the original title was "the second-fattest housewife in westport." >> jimmy: which i thought was a great title. >> yes. >> jimmy: and then you guys changed it to "american housewife." >> right. >> jimmy: which is like -- as plain a title as it gets. >> okay. >> jimmy: in a way it sounds like google translate made it that title or something. >> sure. i know. >> jimmy: why did that change? >> i bel
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they wanted it to just be universal. they wanted it to be able to not just go into, you know, a situation of it's like, you know, oh, she's just the second-fat els. it wanted to be able to relate to all different types of people, no matter what gender you are, no matter where you come from, everybody deals with insecurities. >> except it's american which limits it to americans. >> that's true. >> jimmy: then housewives, which further limits it. >> right, that's true again. >> jimmy: so it's not too late. there should be a colon. >> there should. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the show is doing very well. >> i couldn't be more grateful. i'm having the time of my life. it's the hardest thing i've ever done. the hours and all that kind of stuff. but i'm having a ball. >> jimmy: i first saw you on "eastbound and down." [ cheers and applause ] i know you were great on that show. was that a fun show? >> i had a ball. we filmed it in
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north carolina. and you know, why u.s. how that whole situation happened, we didn't know what was really going to happen with it. they had been looking for i think four months. then i walk the into the room on a wednesday. and met danny. mcbride. and they said, we got to test you. with hbo. i didn't know what that entailed. and then i tested with hbo and got it. >> jimmy: i guess whatever testing they did, it worked. [ cheers and applause ] >> right. >> jimmy: it's very nice to meet you. please let me know about the baby. >> i will. >> jimmy: i will go through and i will help you, if you need to call me from the hospital room, i will be there. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: the show is "american housewife." tuesdays at 8:30 on abc. katy mixon! we'll be right back with migos! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank vin diesel, katy mixon, philip rivers and joey bosa, and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, their album "culture"
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january 27th. here with the song "bad and boujee," migos! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ raindrop drop top smokin' on cookie in the hotbox ♪ ♪ on your chick she a thot thot thot cookin' up in the crockpot ♪ ♪ we came from nothin' to somethin' i don't trust nobody grip the trigger ♪ ♪ call up the gang and they come and get you cry me a river give you a tissue ♪ ♪ my chick is bad and boujee cookin' up -- with an uzi my -- is savage ruthless ♪ ♪ we got 30's and 100 rounds too my chick is bad and boujee cookin' up -- with an uzi ♪ ♪ my -- is savage ruthless we got 30's and 100 rounds too ♪ ♪ offset whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo rackings on rackings got back-ends on back-ends ♪ ♪ i'm ridin' around in a coupe i take your chick right from you ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm a dog roof grr beat the hoe walls loose hop in the frog whoo ♪ ♪ i tell that chick
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i swear these -- is under me ♪ ♪ they hate and the devil keep jumpin' me bankrolls on me keep me company ♪ ♪ we did the most yeah pull up in ghosts yeah my diamonds a choker ♪ ♪ holdin' the fire with no holster rick the ruler diamonds cooler ♪ ♪ this a rollie not a mueller dabbin' on 'em like the usual ♪ ♪ magic with the brick do voodoo magic courtside with a bad chick ♪ ♪ then i send the chick through uber i'm young and rich and plus i'm boujee ♪ ♪ i'm not stupid so i keep the uzi rackings on rackings got back-ends on back-ends ♪ ♪ so my money makin' my back ache you got a low act rate we from the nawf ♪ ♪ yeah dat way fat cookie blunt in the ashtray ♪ ♪ smokin' on cookie in the hotbox your chick she a thot thot cookin' up in the crockpot ♪ ♪ we came from nothin' to somethin' i don't trust nobody grip the trigger ♪ ♪ call up the gang and they come and get you
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give you a tissue ♪ ♪ my chick is bad and boujee cookin' up with an uzi my is savage ruthless ♪ ♪ we got 30's and 100 rounds too my chick is bad and boujee ♪ ♪ cookin' up with an uzi my is savage ruthless we got 30's and 100 rounds too ♪ ♪ pour a four i'm droppin' muddy outer space kid cudi ♪ ♪ introduce me to your chick as wifey and we know she sluttin' ♪ ♪ broke a brick down nutted butted now that duckin' ♪ ♪ don't move too fast i might shoot you draco bad and boujee ♪ ♪ i'm always hangin' with shooters might be posted somewhere secluded ♪ ♪ still be playin' with pots and pans call me quavo ratatouille ♪ ♪ run with that sack call me boobie when i'm on stage show me boobies ♪ ♪ ice on my neck i'm the coolest hop out the suicide with the uzi ♪ ♪ i pull up i pull up i pull up i hop out with all of the drugs and the good luck ♪ ♪ i'm cookin' i'm cookin' i'm whippin' i'm whippin' into a rock up let it lock up ♪ ♪ i gave her 10 racks i told her go shoppin' and spend it all at the pop up ♪ ♪ these girls they and they bustin'
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♪ get your klout up yeah dat way float on the track like a segway ♪ ♪ yeah dat way i used to trap by the subway ♪ ♪ yeah dat way young trap with the ak yeah dat way ♪ ♪ big get it though macy gray raindrop drop top ♪ ♪ smokin' on cookie in the hotbox on your chick she a thot thot thot ♪ ♪ cookin' up in the crockpot we came from nothin' to somethin' ♪ ♪ i don't trust nobody grip the trigger call up the gang and they come and get you ♪ ♪ cry me a river give you a tissue my chick is bad and boujee ♪ ♪ cookin' up with an uzi my -- is savage ruthless we got 30's and 100 rounds too ♪ ♪ my chick is bad and boujee cookin' up with an uzi my -- is savage ruthless ♪ ♪ we got 30's and 100 rounds too ♪ ♪
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this is "nightline." >> tonight, commander in tweet. his mastery of social media helped propel him to power. >> you know, i tweeted today @realdonaldtrump. i tweeted. >> with great power comes great responsibility. >> he is way too thin-skinned. >> the president-elect rattling his cyber saber, even using it to block high schoolers on twitter. >> i called him a reject cheat toe. >> with just three days to inauguration, could his tweeting have global repercussions? plus -- >> i am the luckiest old broad on tv. >> betty white of "the golden girls" celebrating her 95th birthday with katie couric. >> when people hear your name, what do you hope they think of?

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